Ted: Okay, so just tell me this. Why Tony? …
Stella: He’s the one.
Ted: “The one.”
Stella: Yeah, I know it’s kinda sappy but..
Ted: Okay, I’m going to say something out loud that I’ve been doing a pretty good job at not saying out loud lately. What you and Tony have, what I thought, for a second, you and I had, what I know Marshall and Lily have.. I want that, I do. I keep waiting for it to happen and waiting for it to happen and I guess I’m just.. I’m tired of waiting for it to happen. And that is all I’m going to say on the subject.
Stella: You know I once talked my way out of a speeding ticket?
Ted: Really?
Stella: I was heading up-state to my parent’s house, doing like 90(mph) on this country road and I got pulled over. So this cop gets out of his car, kinda swaggers on over and is like “Young lady, I have been waiting for you all day.” So I looked up at him and I said “I’m so sorry officer but I got here as fast as I could.”
[Ted laughs]
Ted: For real?
Stella: (laughing) No, it’s an old joke. I know that you’re tired of waiting and you may have to wait a little while more but.. she’s on her way, Ted. And she’s getting here as fast as she can.
That's ME...
Patiently waiting...
He's on his way Cece. And he's getting here as fast as he can...
